Ain’t that a Kick in the Nuts
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Putting my frustration to the tune of “Ain’t that a Kick in the Head” by the legendary Dean Martin.
How unlucky can one guy be?
I should have more people subscribed to me.
But they would rather watch Fred.
I wanna kick that little in the head.
It’s all just a painful fact.
The intelligence most people lack.
Seeing the most subscribed list
just leaves me sick, bitter, frustrated, and pissed.
The rich get richer.
And poor schmucks like me get poorer.
I can’t avoid this horror.
It’s all just so pitiful!
Since I don’t have gigantic boobs.
I’ll never be a hit on Youtube.
Tell me quick, ain’t that a kick in the nuts?!
(Take it away sea of angry faces!)
*sea of angry faces*
There’s no ifs ands or buts.
Ain’t that a kick in the nuts?
*sea of angry faces*
Like that time I was told.
Ain’t that a steel toe in the chode?
The rich get richer.
And poor schmucks like me get poorer.
There is no way avoiding this horror.
It’s all just so pitiful.
To be big on Youtube, there’s a few ways.
Be a corporation, or an Asian, or gay.
And since I’m none of the above, down here I’ll stay.
Tell me quick.
Ain’t that a kick.
Tell me quick, ain’t that kick in the nuts!
(list of the “Sea of Angry Faces” coming soon. If you did not appear in this video, you either didn’t email me your clip OR I had problems converting it. If so, I’m sorry, don’t take it personally.)
Duration : 0:4:0
12 Comments
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
you is great sir
you is great sir
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Mcgoiter, you are …
Mcgoiter, you are THE best Partner, and that’s simply because, you ARE the little guy, and everybody including myself loves you for it.
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
If there is justice …
If there is justice in this world then someday (even if it’s only for a short time) McGoiter shall rise above Fred and anyone else on the Comedy list and shall become the #1 Most Subscribed Of All Time ! OF ALL TIME !!!! Much love to you McGoiter, may you prosper in everything you do.
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Lol. this is …
Lol. this is awesome! People like you are hilarious, but if you act like a spastic wank you get subscribed, and that’s unfair. BTW, at 3:10 there is a picture of Shane Dawson. He’s straight.
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
A beautifully …
A beautifully collaborated musical! Well done!
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
haha i just love …
haha i just love this video
i had to watch it again
it always makes me laugh
and don’t worry Brock they may have
more views but you’ve got more talent! =]
and honestly that’s what matters
(and i love Phil) and I’m still saying that
I’ve been subscribed to you for quite a while and i love all your videos I’ve watched
cartoon impressions probably like 10 times =]
and i still love it
keep it up Brock! =]
Your one of the best people on here =]
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Would love to see …
Would love to see more show tunes Brock! And more making fun of Fred and the hate mail lol…love it all! But for real the show tunes are great!
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Good sir, you need …
Good sir, you need more views. I enjoy your Emo Philips impersonation. Yes.
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Thank you!
Thank you!
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
Beautiful, Brock.
…
Beautiful, Brock.
Piece of genius.
It’s been a while since I hit up your videos on YouTube, just because I haven’t been doing a whole lot except playing games and music, but it was refreshing to see your work, (especially new work,) again.
Keep up the good work.
post script: Show tunes work well for you.
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
aint that a kick in …
aint that a kick in the nuts!
February 12th, 2010 at 10:42 pm
oh and you seem …
oh and you seem really dishonest.
i’m not saying you are “full of shit”, because you’re not really talking about anything, but the feeling is definitely there.
gotta put more heart in your videos dude.