Putting my frustration to the tune of “Ain’t that a Kick in the Head” by the legendary Dean Martin.

How unlucky can one guy be?
I should have more people subscribed to me.
But they would rather watch Fred.
I wanna kick that little in the head.
It’s all just a painful fact.
The intelligence most people lack.
Seeing the most subscribed list
just leaves me sick, bitter, frustrated, and pissed.
The rich get richer.
And poor schmucks like me get poorer.
I can’t avoid this horror.
It’s all just so pitiful!
Since I don’t have gigantic boobs.
I’ll never be a hit on Youtube.
Tell me quick, ain’t that a kick in the nuts?!
(Take it away sea of angry faces!)
*sea of angry faces*
There’s no ifs ands or buts.
Ain’t that a kick in the nuts?

*sea of angry faces*
Like that time I was told.
Ain’t that a steel toe in the chode?
The rich get richer.
And poor schmucks like me get poorer.
There is no way avoiding this horror.
It’s all just so pitiful.
To be big on Youtube, there’s a few ways.
Be a corporation, or an Asian, or gay.
And since I’m none of the above, down here I’ll stay.
Tell me quick.
Ain’t that a kick.
Tell me quick, ain’t that kick in the nuts!

(list of the “Sea of Angry Faces” coming soon. If you did not appear in this video, you either didn’t email me your clip OR I had problems converting it. If so, I’m sorry, don’t take it personally.)

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